1. Bring your domestic animals inside: These weather conditions are not exactly ideal for your dogs and cats to be outside in – so make sure you bring them in this afternoon to keep out of the storm’s way.
If you have outdoor dogs or cats and for some reason won’t bring them in to your home, please ensure they are safe indoors somewhere – a shed or barn. If they are feral, fair enough. If they are tame, please be aware you are a heartless cunt and will rot in hell. Unfortunately you won’t have read this far because you’ll have realised instantly this post is about animal welfare, and moved on.
Seven things to do before Storm Dylan from the Irish Sun (I can’t believe I’m sharing from the Sun *headdesk*)